Wee lead slippers: Oor wee Ellen's a month old

12/31/2007

Oor wee Ellen's a month old

Aye, it hardly seems like a month that I've not been to work. It's such hard work what with the decorating, the bread baking, etc.

And the software's all crapped up again. That iBlog should be nice and easy but it just doesn't work properly. This thing - Typepad - is a wee bit cumbersome, especially on the photo front but I think I'll get around that by just linking constantly to a .Mac web gallery and keeping that up to date.

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But wee Ellen. It's the usual eating, sleeping and emptying by the usual methods. Other than that she hasn't actually done anything yet so no funny stories apart from this morning's projectile poo. Aye, poo! Fired it 10ft across the bedroom. Well, I say fired but sprayed is more accurate. Actually, "hosed" probably best captures the force, concentration and fluidity of it. Didn't get a photo of that but I'm sure you can conjure up a picture.

Still, happy first month to Ellen. Happy New Year to everyone.

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12/31/2007

Oor wee Ellen's a month old

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