No news is broadband

Aye, bugger all to report

But we've got broadband so you just write a wee bit of rubbish and publish it to an audience of, err, maybe six instantly. Fabulous.

Anyway. Here's a thing. Bob was listening to PM on the radio this evening on the way home from nursery. He's a man of few words but what little he knows he uses regularly and often on a frequent basis all the time. So there he is chuntering away in the back. "Hiya!", "daddy!", "Mummy!" and just as Eddie Mair finishes interviewing Tony Blair about Iraq, the economy and the usual election stuff, he pipes up with "lying shitbag". Honest. He did. Still, who'd vote for Michael Howard. Racist &*^%.

Here's all his mates toasting their arses on the radiator after a wee spin in the washing machine. Check that monkey. How cool is he.