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10/13/2005

Happy Birthday Ewan!!

It seems much more than a year ago that the wee man was being unceremoniously ripped from his mother's womb. Of course, it is. He's TWO! And can you believe that he shares the same birthday as Margaret Thatcher? Bloody old vampire. Still hanging around stalking the planet looking for young virgins' blood to suck.

Much as we celebrated, Mandy, fearing that the terrible twos would be an overnight transformation, whisked him to Fife's detention centre at Dalgety Bay. A bit like Guantanamo Bay except the kids at "Play Planet" are forced to wear garish stripey jumpers rather than those charming orange jump suits. Look.

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They only kept him for a couple hours. Which is more than can be said for Dubya's torture victims.

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